Mac [Stan McMurtry] 12 Jun 2003 "Spare a thought for Alex Ferguson's wife - I bet she didn't know she was on the market either."	Mac [Stan McMurtry] 13 Jun 2003 [no caption]	Mac [Stan McMurtry] 16 Jun 2003 "Careful what you say, Fingers. It could be Lynda Lee-Potter."	Mac [Stan McMurtry] 23 Jun 2003 'Complete nutter gatecrashing prince William's party. Which way please?'
Mac [Stan McMurtry] 24 Jun 2003 'Before we start, are you absolutely sure that's Serena Willams?'	Mac [Stan McMurtry] 26 Jun 2003 [no caption]	Mac [Stan McMurtry] 27 Jun 2003 'I say! anyone for f**** tennis?'	Mac [Stan McMurtry] 1 Jul 2003 'I'm sorry, Doris. If you and I split up I'll get nothing. But Percy's got a nice pension, a house and his own bike.'
Mac [Stan McMurtry] 3 Jul 2003 'When he wakes up tell him we want the clock back and he has another ten years to go.'	Mac [Stan McMurtry] 4 Jul 2003 'How did Tim Henman get on?'	Mac [Stan McMurtry] 7 Jul 2003 'For Heaven's sake, Tony! He's only watching teletubbies.'	Mac [Stan McMurtry] 8 Jul 2003 'What the Church really needs is someone less controversial. Shall I apply, darling?'

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